OH YEAH!! NOW WE GOT PLANE SEATS FOR FAT PEOPLE

Now whether you are fat or not, this is great news for you. Some obese people have been paying for two seats when travelling in planes because they are fat. This will finally end. No paying for two seats because you are fat. Finally... Airbus is offering its clients the option of super-sized seats for large people on its A320 planes. 

"We are offering the possibility of a 20-inch (50cm) seat for larger people," Zuzana Hrukara, Airbus’s head of aircraft interiors marketing, said this week.

"Countries and airlines recognise obesity as a growing phenomenon ... This concept was discussed and used in active campaigns in North America." She said the new offering was driven by demand from the US, but it was up to individual carriers to decide if they wanted it.

To accommodate the super-size seats, all aisle seats will be 20 inches wide and the other two will be reduced to 17 inches. I think this is super cool. Last time I was on a plane I sat on some dude's lap.. he was that fat, and he couldn't afford two seats. So since he couldn't fit on one seat, I had to accomodate him (by sitting on his lap). Ja neh, the whole 45minutes from Durban to Joburg I sat on his lap and he was telling me fairytale stories. SMH.... thank God for these seats. No more sitting on strangers' laps. I don't wanna sit on any man's lap.

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