AND NOW MEN CAN ALSO WEAR PADS

 

 

There is a new, strange but amazing invention that I have just heard of. It's called the Flatulence Deodorizer Pads. These pads that can we worn by anyone - male or female - Take the Stink Out of Your Farts. YES! They take the stink out of your farts. I could have never imagined. WOW...

Basically here is how it goes. The worst fart you’ve probably ever encountered is the silent but deadly type. You know, the ones that are released without a sound, but smell like someone just crapped in their pants? Yeah! If you unleash those yourselves to much embarrassment, this invention is for you.

The pads go inside your underwear and not outside of it, as the image above suggests. I don't know how comfortable it is placing a pad on your butt, especially for the guys. When you fart, the pads will take up the smell, and keep it inside your underwear. So those around you won't even notice that you released a deadly one. What is so great about it too... nobody will see that you are wearing these.

The secret to the pads is that they’re embedded with activated charcoal. I can’t vouch for its effectivity, although you might want to try them out if you’re known for extremely stinky flatulence.

Strange inventions. Now men will also be wearing pads. Gay, gay, gay!!!

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